Nope, you read it well, it is downtime. Best downtime ever for a web hosting company! And don’t you think that all that downtime comes cheaply. Although they have a $2 plan, I recommend the hosting package number two, the Take-My-Money plan where for $20 you get 24/8 customer support, lots of storage and two glowing stickers.

They also have great testimonials such as:

“I lost over 40 pounds after switching to No Uptime. Thanks guys!”
“I want my money back.”

The fun part is that the number of testimonials is randomly generated each time you refresh the page.

If you don’t believe me, check it for yourself: www.nouptime.com . It’s the only “web host” that is constantly working to improve servers downtime. Keeping you awake at night is their #1 priority.

If you still have doubts, here are the top three reasons why you should choose them:

• Redundant Hosting. Their Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.

• 24/8 Phone Support. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call.

• LAMP Server. Their LAMP servers are powered by 30 halogen bulbs for extra bright lightening.

For more reasons, go to http://www.nouptime.com/why-no-uptime.

Keep crashing those servers guys! You’re doing a great job!